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- Title: Dear Dumb Diary #12: Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)
- Author : Jim Benton
- Release Date : January 27, 2013
- Genre: Fiction,Books,Kids,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 28099 KB
Description
Jamie Kelly is back with an all-new, all-funny diary! But she has no idea that anybody is reading it. So please, please, please don't tell her.
Dear Dumb Diary,
A long time ago, I wrote a letter to the president about the space program and how it would be a good idea for ME to select the people who should be shot into space.
I made a lot of very good points about who should be selected, such as weight, ease of stuffing into a bag and tossing into a rocket, unnatural blondness of hair, and how much happier our Earth would be as a result.
I was much younger when I wrote it, and I understand that my ideas would not have been seriously considered.
But that was six months ago, and now I think I am qualified to choose.