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- Title: Dear Dumb Diary #8: It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
- Author : Jim Benton
- Release Date : January 27, 2013
- Genre: Fiction,Books,Kids,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 35447 KB
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New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."
What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.